Christopher tm Herdt (cherdt) wrote,
Christopher tm Herdt

Last Supper

NOTICE: The Board of Directors of Apostles, Inc., hereby calls an emergency meeting to discuss certain recently discovered accounting irregularities,to be held at Leopold Bros. on South Main Street, at approximately 7:30pm this evening (March 29).

As this is an evening meeting, attendees will have the option of ordering food and beverages.

At the very least, the following board members should attend:

  • Simon Peter
  • Andrew Bethsaida
  • James Zebedeeson
  • John Zebedeeson
  • Phil Genesareth
  • Bartholomew Nathanael
  • Thomas Didymos
  • Jesus Nazareth
  • Jimmy J. Arimathea
  • Judas Iscariot
  • Thaddaeus Lebbaeus
  • Simon Zealot

Other prominent stockholders are welcome to attend (e.g. Mary Magdalene, Paul Tarsus, John
Patmos), but due to the nature of this meeting, no members of the public will be admitted.

- Matthew Levi, CPA

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