Dost thine meager pay go all for bills and rent?
Hast thou wandered idly by
The restaurants and let out a sigh?
With empty pockets, 'tis no wonder why
You passed the door without a try.
But if you're of a lively bent,
Here's a tip that's nary a cent:
Tonight at five,
The Rathskeller.
If you've a thirst,
the beers will quell 'er.
Now hast thou finally seen the light
That guides thy soul to Taco Night?