Later, beninem and justinbailey came over. It was justinbailey's birthday, so I threw together a birthday cake. I told her she couldn't eat it, though, because it wasn't vegetarian. "It's not vegetarian?!?" she said. Ah, I had forgotten that not everyone can differentiate between a Hostess Ho-Ho and a Little Debbie Swiss Cake Roll by sight. The former contains beef fat; the latter, partially hydrogenated vegetable oils.
We also had a magic cellophane fish that predicted our love lives. Amazing! My powers of premonition are at their peak. Ask me anything!