"Heya, Chris, I'm on Belle Isle! How do I get to the Heidelberg Project from here?"
Fortunately, I was able to supplement my rudimentary directions with the help of Mapquest.
I recommended, since he was already out-and-about and enjoying Spring Break, that he stop by the Motown Museum as well, but he didn't seem quite as interested in that.
But what I really want to know is, how did Chipp get my work number?