For the soup I had to buy turnips and a rutabaga. I've never bought turnips or rutabagas before. The cashier at the grocery store looked at the rutabaga and said, "Help me out--what is that?!?" Apparently rutabagas aren't common purchases.
The kitchen is a mess, but I feel fine
For the soup I had to buy turnips and a rutabaga. I've never bought turnips or rutabagas before. The cashier at the grocery store looked at the rutabaga and said, "Help me out--what is that?!?" Apparently rutabagas aren't common purchases.
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