Christopher tm Herdt (cherdt) wrote,
Christopher tm Herdt

Who's the best liar?

Obviously, I am the best liar and most accomplished liar alive today. It's unfortunate that I simply don't have time to tell all the lies that need telling.

For example, GLAMOUR Magazine wants to interview me because I am an expert on pathological lying. I really don't have time to lie to them. I really don't--I'm busy!

If you are an accomplished liar, please reply and provide some examples and references to convince me that I should send GLAMOUR Magazine your way.

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