I opened the little blue box of Jiffy pizza mix (it's made in Chelsea, Mich., you know) and discovered that it had been invaded by weevils. mrrranda was all for proceeding, weevils and all, but I nixed that idea for two reasons:
- It is impolite to serve weevils to guests.
- justinbailey is a vegetarian.
Fortunately we had another bag of flour that was not weevil-infested and we managed to make a decent pizza.