Fantasy Whaling Team
This morning on NPR's Marketplace, I heard them talking about buying insurance for your fantasy football players. My half-asleep, half-awake brain started working on a fantasy whaling team:
Oy. My brain.
- Keep the Pequod, a good ship
- Ditch Ahab, replace him with Tom Izzo
- Starbuck was good, but Jack Chase from Whitejacket was even better
- Keep Queequeg, of course, but maybe replace Tashtego with Andreas Thorkildsen, who won the gold for javelin in 2008
- ...
Oy. My brain.