Absopure Spring Water gently flows from a deep protected source. Through nature's own filtration process, Absopure Water slowly rises to the surface both fresh and delicious.
(Absopure "The Hydration Drink" - bottled water)Please accompany us to an unforgettable cultural and savory journey.
(Pelagos - Ann Arbor restaurant)
Is this a parody? Are they trying to capitalize on the popularity of Engrish