A Dream Heist
Last night I dreamt that flastron
and I were going to break into the Google.com
might have been there too, I'm not sure.
Google co-founder and East Lansing High School
grad Larry Page
was in on the heist. He was going to disable one small part of the alarm system and make it look like a system failure.
We screwed up and triggered an alarm system that was still on. The cops showed up and Larry made up a story that he'd just been working late and accidentally triggered the system while he was getting coffee.
He was pretty disgusted with us. "Now how are we supposed to get the money?" he said once the cops had left. "Incompetent!"