How to prepare weevils
Last night justinbailey
stopped by for drinks and dinner. I decided to make a pizza.
I opened the little blue box of Jiffy pizza mix (it's made in Chelsea, Mich., you know) and discovered that it had been invaded by weevils. mrrranda
was all for proceeding, weevils and all, but I nixed that idea for two reasons:
- It is impolite to serve weevils to guests.
- justinbailey is a vegetarian.
I know a thing or two about cooking, I thought. I'll just make pizza dough from scratch. I opened a bag of flour and...more weevils
Fortunately we had another bag of flour that was not weevil-infested and we managed to make a decent pizza.