the truth revealed -- my worst fears
I dreamt that I tried to give myself a haircut, but I botched it and ended up with a mullet.
Then I had to buy a new car, and when I got to the used car lot, the best deal seemed to be a used GMC Envoy. I thought to myself, the four-wheel drive sure could come in handy next winter.
Deep down in my unconscious, I am a mullet-sportin' SUV drivin' freak. Loathe me.