They want me to submit a paragraph summarizing my last ten years.
Option one:
Chris graduated from U of M in '96 with a B.A. in English Lit. He resides in Ann Arbor where he works for www.mlive.com.
Option two:
An accomplished procrastinator and liar, Chris ekes out a meager living on the Internet in order to finance his insane real-world schemes. He's having more fun than you.