The Wrong Pants

I was a little woozy this morning. I threw on some clothes and cursed, because my new black jeans are not only starting to fray, but they shrank in the wash as well! Too short and too tight.

It didn't dawn on me until I got to work. I realized: these are not my pants.

Whose pants am I wearing? I have a hard time believing they are

mrrranda's. Anyone else missing a pair of black jeans?