Absopure Spring Water gently flows from a deep protected source. Through nature's own filtration process, Absopure Water slowly rises to the surface both fresh and delicious. (Absopure "The Hydration Drink" - bottled water)
Please accompany us to an unforgettable cultural and savory journey. (Pelagos - Ann Arbor restaurant)
Is this a parody? Are they trying to capitalize on the popularity of Engrish?